I was recently in a shoot where I played a devilishly good-looking European businessman, like Hugh Grant but not into hookers, and these 2 chicks wanted to, you know, do me. You can see how it all went down. Well, not how they went down on me, but you get it.
For all my die hard fans out there, don't worry your pretty-but-not-as-pretty-as-mine little heads and think for a minute I'm going into pr0n. I mean, sure, those people are good looking, and some even hot. But hot is easy. True beauty is not; luckily I make it look simple!
Friday, December 7, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
I cannot believe how cool Ninjas are!
Could you imagine how deadly I would be if I were a Ninja? Last time I heard someone say "If looks could kill..." I accidentally looked at them and their head exploded (proof here) Sorry grandma!
Anyway, I just came across this news report about Ninjas. I can't believe how much we have in common! I once killed a baby for eating a carrot. Just this weekend I stuffed a whole fish in my mouth just for looking at me wrong.
go to hell fish!
Anyway, I just came across this news report about Ninjas. I can't believe how much we have in common! I once killed a baby for eating a carrot. Just this weekend I stuffed a whole fish in my mouth just for looking at me wrong.
go to hell fish!
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Muskels
Ready, set... ACTION!
Looks like I'm walking across the street, doesn't it?
I'm actually not moving at all, it's just a pose. I can freeze at a moments notice and still look completely natural. This is a skill I have while walking, running, skipping, whatever. And that's not something you can learn, you have to be born with it.
I'm actually not moving at all, it's just a pose. I can freeze at a moments notice and still look completely natural. This is a skill I have while walking, running, skipping, whatever. And that's not something you can learn, you have to be born with it.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
Such range
My better side
Which side is my best?
I'm thinking the right side, but when you look at the shot it's actually my left side, so which side is it really? It's like stage right and stage left but for my face! Next time the photographer man tells me to look left, I'm not going to know which way to go. Good thing both sides are the same amounts of pretty. My head hurts. I wonder if the camera is stealing my soul and it's coming out the sides of my head? Oh well, I'll let my agent deal with it. I want some strawberries.
I'm thinking the right side, but when you look at the shot it's actually my left side, so which side is it really? It's like stage right and stage left but for my face! Next time the photographer man tells me to look left, I'm not going to know which way to go. Good thing both sides are the same amounts of pretty. My head hurts. I wonder if the camera is stealing my soul and it's coming out the sides of my head? Oh well, I'll let my agent deal with it. I want some strawberries.
A Sneak Peek at Some of my Most Versatile Looks
Silver Crotch
Charity is so hot right now
I am also interested in philanthropy... When I am rich and famous I will contribute time and money to various charities, like Models Against People Who are Against Fur (or MAPWAF as it's know in some circles) and AARP. I realize that I've been blessed with a gift, and it would be a shame to not use it for good.
Look, here I am brightening the lives of some underprivileged midgets.
It warms my heart that my beauty allows me to give back to the community. I'm not just a pretty face! (Or abs, legs, chest, butt and biceps.)
Look, here I am brightening the lives of some underprivileged midgets.
It warms my heart that my beauty allows me to give back to the community. I'm not just a pretty face! (Or abs, legs, chest, butt and biceps.)
I'm all wet!
Tour jete & Grand Plie
Floating Rocks
I'm better looking than Apollo
Yes, that's right. I just want to start off by saying I'm much better looking than the Greek God Apollo. I know this because he didn't just have a photo shoot in Seattle this week. Most likely he doesn't even exist, which makes me WAY better looking then him.
Anyway, I'm Joe. I'm really really good looking.
Here's an example, from a trip I just took to California.
The reason you can't see all my face is because the camera was scared it would break. I'm just that good looking.
Anyway, I'm Joe. I'm really really good looking.
Here's an example, from a trip I just took to California.
The reason you can't see all my face is because the camera was scared it would break. I'm just that good looking.
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