I cannot believe how cool Ninjas are!

Could you imagine how deadly I would be if I were a Ninja? Last time I heard someone say "If looks could kill..." I accidentally looked at them and their head exploded (proof here) Sorry grandma!

Anyway, I just came across this news report about Ninjas. I can't believe how much we have in common! I once killed a baby for eating a carrot. Just this weekend I stuffed a whole fish in my mouth just for looking at me wrong.







go to hell fish!

Foxy!

His Gorgeousness has requested that we make this link available through his website... One day Silver Fox and Biker Fox may join forces- watch out!

Muskels

This is the best angle for showcasing my calf and gluteus maximus muscles. Aren't they nice? I wish I could lick them.

Ready, set... ACTION!

Looks like I'm walking across the street, doesn't it?


I'm actually not moving at all, it's just a pose. I can freeze at a moments notice and still look completely natural. This is a skill I have while walking, running, skipping, whatever. And that's not something you can learn, you have to be born with it.

It's not chartreuse

I'm pretty in pink!

Such range

I have so much talent I can even play a middle eastern terrorist. With ease too. This look is called "From Allah with Love"

I dare you...

...to try and tap this ass!

I learned this move from RuPaul, my idol.