I was recently in a shoot where I played a devilishly good-looking European businessman, like Hugh Grant but not into hookers, and these 2 chicks wanted to, you know, do me. You can see how it all went down. Well, not how they went down on me, but you get it.
For all my die hard fans out there, don't worry your pretty-but-not-as-pretty-as-mine little heads and think for a minute I'm going into pr0n. I mean, sure, those people are good looking, and some even hot. But hot is easy. True beauty is not; luckily I make it look simple!