Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Maybe I'll be in Playgirl!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Intern
Date: Jan 10, 2008 11:10 AM
Subject: Video needed for Modelwire
To: Joe Neff

Hey everyone, we are updating and adding video for Modelwire and we need everyone to come in to the office and film. I (Katrina) am here Monday's, Tuesdays and Thursdays from 10 to 4:30 (I can stay later). It will take about 15 minutes and you will need to bring a pair of briefs. Please email or call me at the office me so I can schedule you in. Thank you, Katrina

Friday, December 7, 2007

Models bang models, and I done banged some hot mammas!

I was recently in a shoot where I played a devilishly good-looking European businessman, like Hugh Grant but not into hookers, and these 2 chicks wanted to, you know, do me. You can see how it all went down. Well, not how they went down on me, but you get it.

For all my die hard fans out there, don't worry your pretty-but-not-as-pretty-as-mine little heads and think for a minute I'm going into pr0n. I mean, sure, those people are good looking, and some even hot. But hot is easy. True beauty is not; luckily I make it look simple!

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

I cannot believe how cool Ninjas are!

Could you imagine how deadly I would be if I were a Ninja? Last time I heard someone say "If looks could kill..." I accidentally looked at them and their head exploded (proof here) Sorry grandma!

Anyway, I just came across this news report about Ninjas. I can't believe how much we have in common! I once killed a baby for eating a carrot. Just this weekend I stuffed a whole fish in my mouth just for looking at me wrong.

go to hell fish!