Could you imagine how deadly I would be if I were a Ninja? Last time I heard someone say "If looks could kill..." I accidentally looked at them and their head exploded (proof here) Sorry grandma!
Anyway, I just came across this news report about Ninjas. I can't believe how much we have in common! I once killed a baby for eating a carrot. Just this weekend I stuffed a whole fish in my mouth just for looking at me wrong.
go to hell fish!