Which side is my best?
I'm thinking the right side, but when you look at the shot it's actually my left side, so which side is it really? It's like stage right and stage left but for my face! Next time the photographer man tells me to look left, I'm not going to know which way to go. Good thing both sides are the same amounts of pretty. My head hurts. I wonder if the camera is stealing my soul and it's coming out the sides of my head? Oh well, I'll let my agent deal with it. I want some strawberries.